”A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding reception was still determined to say a few words of thanks to the guests for all their presents. She stumbled through a short speech and then slowly turned to point to the presents on display, which included a coffee percolator “And finally” she said “I do thank my new parents-in-law for giving us such a beautiful perky copulator.”I went up to this really cute homeless girl and asked if I could take her home. She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away.Flying home from France on a recent trip I noticed a rather haggard looking mum walking into the customs area with eight children all under age 10. Collecting their many suitcases, the nine of them entered the cramped customs area.A young customs official watched the large entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”“Yes, sir,” the lady said with a sigh, “they’re all mine.”The customs agent began his. **Note from the Author: Special thanks to all of the folks who gave mefeedback on my first story, it was greatly appreciated.
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